Who I Is
I’m a forty-something giant of a man living in the Twin Cities Metro area, fixing computers and wrestling email for a law firm, living in homo sin with the Love of my Life and two obnoxious-yet-loved cats. Short gray hair, long legs, easy temper. Diabetic with great glucose levels. Vengefully Conservative in defiance of chronically Liberal fags everywhere. Looking for the next great movie to watch too much. Devoted to my iPod. Determined to plant enough bushes and flowers to completely replace mowing. Delighted by PlayStation, PCs, Macs and baking. Wishing for an X-Box(too busy with World of Warcraft now) and a big honkin’ Kitchenaid stand mixer(received!). Reasonably certain that Janeane Garofalo is in need of a good slap in the face. Also reasonably certain that Eddie Izzard is some sort of weird transvestite God that should be worshipped by far more people.
Any questions? Ask. At worst I’ll post your email and make fun of you until you cry.
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