These are my URL ABCs:
- A is for asmallvictory.net/ – The totally frightening Michele, Bitch Goddess of Long Island. Queen of Punk. Comixho.
- B is for bjland.ws/weblog/blogger.html – Nasty gay-porn-obsessed guy in New York. If you’re not into hairy guys in jockstraps, you might want to avoid this site.
- C is for cwob.com/yellowtext/ – Andy Ihnatko, mac guy, writer of tech columns, SF geek, residing around Boston, mouthy and interesting.
- D is for defectiveyeti.com/ – The greatest website to ever use the term “The Squirrelly”.
- E is for ehowa.com/home.shtml – Ernie’s House of Whoop Ass. Kinda punchy, kinda nasty, full of links to boobies.
- F is for fark.com/ – Behold the almighty Fark. Link-licious.
- G is for google.com/ – The King of the Search Engine Mountain
- H is for hogonice.com/ – A deadly lawyer living in Miami, writing cookbooks and Nigerian Spammer putdowns, contemplating cooking his parrot Marv.
- I is for itsnoonsomewhere.net/blog/ – Mary in St. Paul. She’s nicely snarky, and has a hockey fetish. She also roots for the Packers, which makes her a target for derision in the Twin Cities.
- J is for jimtreacher.com/ – Jim Treacher is scary, especially when he teams up with Steve Hogan at Acidkeg.com
- K is for keepstill.com/0_holds_barred/main.html – Yay! Gay Porn! A LOT of gay porn. Beware.
- L is for livejournal.com/users/derspatchel/ – TV’s Spatch. Lives near Boston with felines Abbie and Martha. A great head for pop culture. Creator of the infamous Cat Town.
- M is for login.postini.com/exec/login – Hey, it’s my Postini login!
- N is for news.google.com/ – I hit Google News once in a while. It’s not great, but it’s quick and dirty.
- O is for o***.com/ – My external email login for work. Hence the url blackout. No, I’m not going to tell you what it is. Shove off.
- P is for picklejuice.yatescentral.com/ – Natalie, now living in Illinois and eating entire cakes by herself.
- Q is for quatrefoillibrary.org/ – Gay lending library in the Twin Cities. I’ve never actually been there. I was rather surprised when it came up in my address bar.
- R is for res-ipsa.the-blinding-white-light.com/ – Rita. My favorite Arkie hillbilly cherokee attorney. Do not piss her off.
- S is for susskins.com/ – Me. I love me.
- T is for thesneeze.com/ – Steve at The Sneeze, posting articles of astonishing strangeness. Check out his “Steve, don’t eat it!” series. Not to be believed.
- U is for ultimateinsult.net/ – The tag line says it all. “Killing Productivity one link at a time.”
- V is for home.visi.com/ – My ISP. They am great. They rules.
- W is for worldwiderant.com/ – Andy the oozer. Complete blabbermouth and shit disturber. I like him.
- X is the only letter that I didn’t get a response to. I feel like I should address this problem.
- Y is for yetisports.org/ – You’ve seen these. It’s the home of those damned online Yeti games.
- Z is for zompist.com/excuse.html – A quick-shot website that I only visited once. Generates ready-made excuses for you!
(You can generate your own list of ABC’s by going here.)
Andy Ihnatko is great. I haven’t heard anything about or from him in many years. Loved his columns in Macworld back inthe mid/late 90’s. Nice to see I can read him again.
That’s South St. Paul, Keith. Where the hockey fans are more rabid than anywhere else in the state. Also, fetish kind of implies that I dress up in hockey gear for fun on the weekend, if you know what I mean.
And watch what you say about the Packers, I can find out where you live. ;)
Settle down. I never said anything bad about the Cheeseheads, er, Packers.