I throw you the Geritol.
Fred picked me up from work, and we went straight to the theater for today’s last matinee showing of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Verdict: Fun. Hokey, silly fun. Anyone who goes to an Indy Jones movie expecting rich compelling plots and believable action might as well just stay home and rent Merchant & Ivory movies. ‘Cause with Indy, shit is going to crash and explode and burn and brawl and fall.
He’s old. He’s mellowed. And he’s still a helluva lot of fun, even twenty years after the last adventure.
Shia LeBouf is fine in it. Does a good job. So does Karen Allen, Ray Winstone, Jim Broadbent, and especially Cate Blanchett.
We ate popcorn. We rolled our eyes. We laughed. And we squirmed.
I love Summer movies.